A few months ago Scott posted the following:
Good People: This Email is a little long. Written by a Professor of Economics at the University of Georgia, it is very informative. miles
The wealthy pay most of the taxes, so it should be no surprised that they get a larger percentage of the tax cut total back! It is only fair.
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Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that’s what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. ‘Since you are all such good customers, he said, ‘I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his ‘fair share?’ They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
And so:
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.
‘I only got a dollar out of the $20,’declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,’ but he got $10!’
‘Yeah, that’s right,’ exclaimed the fifth man. ‘I only saved a dollar, too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more than I!’
‘That’s true!!’ shouted the seventh man. ‘Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!’
‘Wait a minute,’ yelled the first four men in unison. ‘We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!’
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics, University of Georgia
My friend TNT got this same email from a friend and replied as follows. I thought this was good:
Under the Obama as Bartender plan, instead of reducing the cost of all the beers to $80, he would keep it at $100 (he would really like to increase this amount but knows that he can’t in the current economic climate so he keeps things the same). He does however change the way he charges the 10 guys as follows:
2 of the first four men that didn’t pay anything before would receive $3 each for drinking their beers.
The next 2 that also didn’t pay anything before would would receive $1 each for drinking their beers.
The fifth guy and sixth guy would now pay nothing.
The seventh would still pay $7.
The eighth guy would pay $15.
The ninth guy would pay $21.
The tenth guy would pay $65.
The tenth guy then goes to another bar (we’ll call it China) where he can drink cheaper because
1) they don’t have to pay for other people’s drinks
2) the drinks are cheaper because the bar owner doesn’t waste all of his money on non-sense spending
When that hapens, the first 4 guys are left wondering why they don’t get paid to drink beer anymore. They then complain to the bartender that he promised them money to drink his beer. He throws his hands up and says “Sorry, I really thought that payment plan for you guys would work. By the way, guys 7-9 now have to pick up more of the tab now that the tenth guy left. And the rest of you guys need to get a job so you can pay for at least some of yours.” They all riot and the bar is torn to shreds. The bar that the tenth guy went to (remember, its name was China) takes over Obama’s bar ( they got it for a good price too since they were the majority debt holders of the Obama bar anyway).
Just to play both sides fairly, the McSame plan would be as follows:
He would still lower the costs of the beers to $80, even though it still costs him $100 or more to serve them, the difference of which he borrows from the other bars down the street, mostly the China bar. Every one would pay a little less for their beers as they did in the original story.
The story still ends with the tenth guy taking his business to the China bar and the China bar taking over McSame’s bar. The only difference is the bar didn’t get destroyed in the process. I’m not sure that is all that much better, but I’d rather NOT have to spend my nights posting watch with a shotgun on my roof if I didn’t have to.
All the while there are 3 other bartenders out there that could actually fix the problems the bar is having, but most of the patrons are too drunk and think they only have a choice between McSame and Nobama.
I wonder which dialect of Chinese I should try to learn first?
TNT
Seth